My 50 Cents Worth (Get It. Lol)

If I hear one more person say ''Drake is better than J. Cole'' I'll kick them in the fucking nuts (regardless of gender). Drake has no substance, you don't hear J. Cole in clubs cause his songs have substance, when was the last time Drake's song moved you, emotionally? (And don't fucking say ''Take Care'' is a beautiful song, how can someone who regards himself as a Lothario (a player, for those who don't read books) always be singing about a broken heart, I mean really though, if he was such a pussy magnet (pardon my language), would he have trouble keeping a chick by his side. I swear to God Almighty that my generation is literally the most dense.

My God people, how can you  even allow yourself to listen to Lil Wayne (he's turning 30 this year, I seriously think its time he pulled a Bow Wow, meaning he should drop the ''Lil''). Ironically Bow Wow is part of YMCMB, and he still sucks. WOW (not that wow).

Has anyone even listened to Cole World: The Sideline Story? Every fucking song has a story, it has substance, he even raps about having heterosexual intercourse (Eww. Lol) (song: Lights Please), and he doesn't make it sound like the woman is a piece meat.

Let me quote Drake, ''Just need to know what that pussy like so one time is fine with me'' (AIDS. AIDS. AIDS.). Teenage pregnancy galore. How is this nigga still relevant, Thank Me Later was an amazing album, that I'll admit, but he's part of YMCMB, do we really expect him to get better. His boss wears jeggings guys, jeggings!!!

At least Jay Z and Nas are trying to stay relevant, they don't rap about hustling cause they don't have to anymore, they get paid for sneezing! Pssh. But in all completeness Hip Hop is a religion (not genre) about relating. You can't say your shooting people who took your money, when we all know your paying someone to wipe your ass (I'm going out on a limb). Jay Z can't rap about having to go back to Brooklyn to make a stack of g's (I don't even know what I said), because he bought his daughter a gold plated rattler (those balls on a stick that make a noise when you shake them).

On Life Is Good, Nas can't be rapping about getting bitches and blowing money throughout the whole album, he went through a divorce, that's a major thing (thing doesn't make it sound that major. Lol), he can't ignore that when he's writing music, an artist is suppose to express themselves, how does one do that when they ignore major life changes they've experienced!!!

The point of this article was to show the difference between real hip hop and crap. I won't even write about 2 Chainz, how did he even get a record deal (''My cellphone go ring ring, my asian broad go ching ching, her mouth on my dingaling") Seriously though! Fuck that. How can he be the new leader of dirty south hip hop, did we all forget that Andre 3000 is still alive. The Mayans might have been right, the world is ending.

Drake: "Real nigga wassup?" J Cole: "Bitch nigga sit down!!!" (I just summarized this whole post in that 5 second dialogue)

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